"I think were passing through here kind of fast,
Did you think these tracks in the dust would last?"
....David Crosby

Here lies Slip Mcvey
He would be here today
But bad whiskey and a fast gun
put him away

Here lies an atheist
All dressed up,
And no place to go

Owen Moore has passed away
Owin' More than he could could pay
 
I was Carolina Born
and Carolina bred
and here I lay
Carolina dead

I Told You I Was Sick

Anna Wallace --
The Children of Israel wanted bread
And the Lord sent them manna
Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife
And the Devil sent him Anna

He looked
for gold
and died of
lead poison

Here lies the bones of Private Jones
For whom War held no terrors.
A private then, a private now
No runs, No hits, just errors.

Here lies Lester Moore
four shots from a .44
No Les-no more

Ma Loved Pa,
Pa Loved Women,
Ma caught Pa with one in swimmin..
Here Lies Pa

From: http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~walkersj/epitaphs.html